At my house there is a large dry erase board sitting above the tv in the living room. Every time someone, usually a female, says something that can be construed in any manner other than it’s intended meaning, and that unintended meaning is hilarious when taken out of context, it goes up on “The Quoteboard.” Well, our dry erase board is getting pretty crowded, so it’s about time I archive those quotes here and begin anew in the real world. So, ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure, The Quoteboard as of 06/20/06.

“You’re not helping me with my pee-ness.” - Abby B.

“Gonad, I haven’t pulled that out since 8th grade.” - Joe K.

“Since so many women ask for gonad.” - Joseph B.

“Do it to me gently.” - Bonnie O.

“Cuz you know it’s coming.” - Joe K.

“You can’t give her the milk for free without giving her the cow.” - Jared B.

“How long is it?” - Abby B.

“I’m an easy shot for everybody.” - Erika C.

“I can’t put my finger on it.” - Joe K.

“I know how you like it.” - Laura H.

Until next time…