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Overheard in Stonebriar Mall

Little Girl to Dad: “Daddy, you need to get married again so that I can have a new step-mom.”

…so I guess you need more than one?

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Old Man Competition

Apparently today, at the office, has been reminisce about the old days and old man competitions. Mike, a co-worker of mine, who is 56, 5′5″, and 145 lbs soaking wet decided he wanted to prove he could still hang. His claim was to do 20 push ups in one minute and he asked us to time it for him. He was able to get his 20 in before 30 seconds was up and called it a day.

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Overheard in the Office

Since opening up the 3rd Floor of the Covenant Specialty Hospital and with my close proximity to the nurse’s station I am treated to many of the intelligent, or unintelligent, ramblings of the nurses around me. I have been hearing stuff with greater regularity that makes me laugh and if you know much about me then you will understand why these comments would make me laugh. It’s like these people don’t even know that I’m here half the time with what they talk about. So here’s the first installment of many more to come. I give you

Female Nurse to Male Nurse: I just don’t trust . That paperless stuff they keep talking about I just figured is double the .

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