Archive for June, 2006

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

Well, unfortunately, last week I had to give up Max. It was completely my fault. I wasn’t home enough to take care of him properly and he just needed more attention. He would continously hurt himself trying to break out of the back yard while I was at or out for the evening. So I finally decided to give him to Lubbock Animal Services instead of continually taking him to the vet to get him fixed up after his latest run in with the gate to our backyard. It’s ok, Katie promised me we could get another dog in a few years but, raise it from a puppy. Sounds like a good plan to me. Love ya Max.

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The Quoteboard

At my house there is a large dry erase board sitting above the in the living room. Every time someone, usually a female, says something that can be construed in any manner other than it’s intended meaning, and that unintended meaning is hilarious when taken out of context, it goes up on “The Quoteboard.” Well, our dry erase board is getting pretty crowded, so it’s about time I archive those quotes here and begin anew in the real world. So, ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure, The Quoteboard as of 06/20/06.

“You’re not helping me with my pee-ness.” - Abby B.

“Gonad, I haven’t pulled that out since 8th grade.” - Joe K.

“Since so many women ask for gonad.” - Joseph B.

“Do it to me gently.” - Bonnie O.

“Cuz you know it’s coming.” - Joe K.

“You can’t give her the milk for free without giving her the cow.” - Jared B.

“How long is it?” - Abby B.

“I’m an easy shot for everybody.” - Erika C.

“I can’t put my finger on it.” - Joe K.

“I know how you like it.” - Laura H.

Until next time…

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