*sound of bats rushing about in the air*
“Haha, ooops, I guess it’s been a while.”
Well ladies and gents, it’s been a nice little three and a half month hiatus, so I figured I might bust out a new entry here. I’m going to continue with the random one liner’s theme.
Aside from a friendship, I pray that I am given the chance to treat a woman of God exactly how she should be treated. *everyone’s response* “Let’s hope Jared finds himself a lady so we can all stop hearing him complain about not having one and for making fun of anyone in relationships.”
I think Andy and I counted and so far there is at least 5.5 collective Toopy’s (or Toopie’s.)
Kicking butt at work is fun. (Yes, I am a nerd.) Getting recognized by your bosses for kicking butt at work is even more fun!
Maxing out at 300lb is friggin’ great.
“Pain is temporary, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever…”
Most Over-Used Movie Quote of the Year: “Hu Hu Huh WHAMMY!”
I love my job because I can run into priests and nuns while doing work, how great is that?
*stifled barfing noises*
“Jared, I’m gonna laugh one day when you do that and you actually puke.” - Abby
My current bowling high score is 177 courtesy of a four bagger.
Katie Horecka sleeps in the Rage Room.
There is just something about hitting a home run in Home Run Derby that makes you feel like more of a man.
Joseph Behnke delights in other misfortunes. For example: people that have a severe allergic reaction to cats and one eye swells up and their nose runs for several days.
“Thanks, I had alot of pent up huggage.” - Abby
“Jared’s: Home of the 52 incher.” - Andy
Living in a house is much better than living in an apartment.
And I will leave you all with a little bullet from an article called “The Good Wife’s Guide” from Housekeeping Monthly that I read today dated May 13, 1955.
“Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.” If you want the whole article, I can provide it.
Tags: Friends, Random, Relationships, Work